Potty Training Tales
Potty Training! Should I rip my hair out now, or maybe, I'll just keep her in diapers until she's 10. They make diapers in big sizes, it should be fine. I've done this now 3 times, yes 3 times, and it doesn't get any easier the more children I have. I actually forget with every child how much work goes into potty training. Basically you can't leave your house for at least a week, you are trapped with a pile of tiny panties, pee stained floors, poop in your hair and cabin fever!
Don't think about going to the store, you'll spend more time in the nasty public bathroom then you will shopping. More than half the time they sit on the potty and say they didn't have to go after all. This time around I went on a large grocery hall and made sure I got everything I needed so I wouldn't have to bring the pee monster anywhere. There are a million books, techniques and videos on how to potty train. In my opinion there is no right way, there is only patience and lots of clorox wipes. So all you potty training parents out there, keep your chin up, you'll make it through. You may need a martini or two, but you will survive.